Open for Business
Article by a Crazy Knife-Throwin' Injun! --- Read more from this authorLet’s be open about this: We’re geeks.
We wear t-shirts with robot lovin’, binary code, 1337 5P34K, and high-level math humor. We pride ourselves on reading the instructions and knowing loopholes to the rules. We bow before the golden gods of Nintendo, Blizzard, Sony, and sometimes the evil Microsoft overlords. We know our stuff, and when it comes to games, we have our stuff together.
We don’t chat, we converse. We’ll tell you our opinions, and we’ll expect you to respond with yours. We know vastly more about fantastical universes than we do about Paris Hilton’s bra size (but we can find that out for you if you like), and we won’t keep our mouths closed if you postulate misinformation.
We Twitter, we blog, we comment, and we engage in forums because we know the stuff that binds the Metaverse. It’s so simple to us, so pure and for us, it’s as easy as point and click. We drive the net. We are the net. We only want to make the net better.
We’re passionate about truth, science, and communicating. We don’t care if you disagree with us, as long as you understand us and can make yourself understood. We are the voice of the trees, the heart of the wilds, and the 70th level barbarian bearing down on your N00b
shaman.
We solidly believe in reality, and that it’s overrated. We know the secrets of your computer, and NO we won’t fix it for you. We Grok Spock, pal with Mal, and we’re on the Brute Squad.
If it can be known, we’ll learn it. If it can be designed, we’ll build it. If it can be cracked, we’ll hack it (only for the benefit of knowing how better to defend against future cracks, naturally).
We look forward to gaming with you at any con, anywhere, or wherever you call home.
We’re geeks, and we’re open for business!
-The Crazy Knife-Throwin’ Injun
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